#TH ERE WAS A REASON FOR THIS I CANT REMEMBER IT THOUGH

okay so like

once upon a time there was a caption contest. the caption contest picture was a … a lupe, i think? and a hissi standing under a coconut tree, and the hissi was wearing that shirt. the poor hissi also was getting bonked by a coconut
and i don’t remember if this was a winning caption, or one TNT just found hilarious, but someone submitted a caption containing that line used in the description and TNT lost their shit over it because it was just so… very…
well it was very SOMETHING, im not sure what. either way, that item got made, and for a while there was a tradition of ending neopian times editorials with an angry coconut named mr. coconut saying GOOD NIGHT because of another part of that goddamn caption

this has been your lesson in neopets

"Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top" "You are wereing yor’s too mr.coconut" "Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?" "Wat coconut?" "Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!" "BOOM!" "AHHH MY HEAD" "GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut" (12:30pm)

http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=442